A blonde and a brunette owned a cattle ranch. They needed a bull so the brunette went into town and had $500 to buy a bull. She found one and paid $499. She went to the telegraph office to send a message to her friend the blonde. It cost $1.00 a word. She only had enough to send one word. She chose …..comfortable. Why you ask? Because she knew her blonde friend would read it slowly …..come…for….ta….bull!
P.S. The person who wrote this post is a blondie!